Zombies

What's so special about Boxing Day?

It's... that day where customers THINK they are entitled to have everything half-price, even though it's not true.

Sounds like every day.

And the day where they THINK they can return all the crap they got for X-mas, but can't...

Ah.

Bottom line...

AMERICA IS BETTER.

I have a horde of angry zombie customers to deal with.

Zombies are gross.

Yes, well, pooh on you, I still have to deal with the general anger that arises every year on Dec 26. Arrrgh

Le boyfriend and I got into a big discussion about which Nintendo characters would survive a zombie apocalypse.

Hm. Good question.

Samus would.

Probably Sheik.

Mario wouldn't. Sheik would.

Donkey Kong wouldn't.

Link might.

Agreed.

He could potentially be overrun. If they're like Left 4 Dead zombies.

Yes. He fares badly in surround-battles. Fox might make it.

Ganondorf probably would.

He'd probably be at the head of his own zombie army.

Most likely. Ness would be a zombie faster than you can say "homerun bat"

Marth & Roy would be overrun, but they'd give a very nice fight for a while.

And they would look pretty in the process.

Yes.

Princess Peach would be dead like that.

Definitely.

But Zelda might stand a fighting (ha) chance.

As Sheik, her chances greatly improve, though.

Yeah. It all depends on that transformation, and also on mana depletion.

Exactly. Pikachu = dead.

Who else....? ... HOLY FUCK. CAN YOU IMAGINE ZOMBIE GORONS??

Dude. They almost went there with OoT's hugs.

I can imagine it. IT'S TERRIFYING.

I KNOW. Zombie Zoras too, when you think about it. And zombie Kokiris= shit in my pants. Seriously. Zombie Kokiris. Can you top that?

Yes, hang on. Let me think about it. ... The King of Green, Rotting, and Undead Lions.

LOOOOL That's just silly. I mean, if he's rotting he's sinking. ... Zombie Tingle.

SHIT. Okay. You win.

Hahahahaha... Although, excuse me. Zombie Tingle. I just gave myself nightmares for a week.

TIIIIIINGLE........ WAAAAAANT....... FAIIIIRYYYYY BRAAAAAAINS

Love,
Val